Two, Four, Six, Eight

by E E Murray

Two, four, six, eight,
What don’t I appreciate?
S.P.O.R.T.
I can’t stand sport, it’s not for me.
 
Two, four, six, eight,
What do I really hate?
S.P.O.R.T.
It’s too annoying, can’t you see?
 
Two, four, six, eight,
I know some people think it’s great.
S.P.O.R.T.
But I’m afraid I can’t agree.
 
Two, four, six, eight,
Let me get just one thing straight.
S.P.O.R.T.
For sporty people, not for me!

From Emmabella's Birthday Alphabet, 2019